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I stumbled upon this nice post by AfricanPride69 on www.camdates.com and it showed a nice formula to test the bushfallerity of a person. If you take any person and pass through the formula as a variable you will get a result that shows if he or she is a bush faller or not. here goes the test.
IF SOMEONE KEEPS USING THE FOLLOWING WORDS INSTEAD OF THE USUAL, HE IS MOST PROBABLY A BUSH FALLER:

"Truck" instead of "Lorry''
"SUV" instead of "Jeep"
"Forget it" instead of "Just go"
"Wuz up" instead of "How far now"
"Hood" instead of "Bonnet"
"Trunk" instead of "Boot"
"Stop making fun of me" instead of "Stop yabbing me" or "Stop abusing me"
"Gas station" instead of "Petrol Station"
"Fries" instead of "Chips"
"Big Mac, Chicken McGrill, * Pounder" instead of just plain "Burger"
"Crispy" instead of "CRIPSY"
"Fireworks/Firecrackers" instead of "Bomb"
"Soda/Pop" instead of "Minerals/Top of Fanta"
"Coccaine/weed" instead of "banga"
"Crazy" instead of "We re" (I"m sure the spelling aint right)
"Laundry Detergent" instead of "OMO"
"Dryer" instead of "Hang it in the sun"
"Service" instead of "Sa veece" (e silent)
"Stupid" instead of "Shwine"
"Cinder Block" instead of "Bricks"
"Concrete" instead of "Cement"
"Peugeot" instead of "Pe-geot"
"Trash Can" instead of "Dozbin"
"Bathroom" instead of "Toilet"
"Power is out" instead of " NEPA has taken light"
"Phone is dead/cut off" instead of "NITEL"
"Cop" instead of "MoPol"
"Traffic Light" instead of "Yellow Fever"
"Cab" instead of "Taxi"
"E-Mail" instead of "What???" (Just kidding some know what e-mail is)
"Hit me up later" instead of "We go rap"
"Pass Out" instead of "Graduate"
"Security Guard" instead of "Gateman or MAIGADI"
"Cafeteria" instead of "Canteen"
"Faucet" instead of "Tap"
"Steal" instead of ''Tiff"
"Cookie" instead of "Biscuit" (Cabin)
"Pants" instead of "trouser/trousee"
"underwear" instead of "pant"
"VCR" instead of "Video"
"Movie" instead of "Film"
"Extensions" instead of "Attachment" (Hair)
"Lotion" instead of "Cream"
"Compact/Press Powder" instead of "Pancake"
"Cornrows" instead of "Bakala"
"Weave" instead of "Weave-on"
"Suitcase" instead of "Box"
"High school" instead of "Secondary School"
"Grade school" instead of "Primary school"
"Wifebeater" instead of "singlet"
"Sneakers" instead of "Canvas"
"Soccer" instead of "Football"
"Motorcycle" instead of "meshin", or "okada"
College" instead of "yunivasiti"
"Car" instead of "moto"
"Flipflops" instead of "silpas"
"Nail polish" instead of "Cotex"
"Braids" instead of "Rasta"
"gum" instead of "chin-gum"
"smoke" instead of "tab/Fak"
"Shower" instead of "Baaf"
"Clothes" instead of "close"
"Hallway" instead of "Corridoor"
"Living/Sitting Room" instead of "Palor''
"Balcony" instead of "Varanda"
"Stab/Poke" instead of "Chook"
"Ballpoint" instead of "Buyro" or "Beek"
"African American" instead of "... ok I won't go there!!!
"Sandals" instead of "Bata"... as in Cortina
"VW Bug" instead of "Bittle"
"Arithmetic" instead of "Mats"
"Abroad" instead of "Oversis"
"Luggage" instead of "Load" ... or for my Igbo peeps... "Ngwongwo"
"Menthol" instead of "Mentolantum/Small nobi sick"
"Tetanus" instead of "Jeega Shot (rx)" instead of "injekshun"
"Boss" instead of "Oga"
"I.V." instead of "Drip"
"CEO" instead of "Oga Pata pata"
"Manners" instead of "Home training"
"Etiquette" instead of "Table Manners"
"Circle" instead of "roundabout"
"Four way stop" instead of "Junction" instead of "Four corner"
"Projects" instead of "GRA ...government residential area"
"Apartment building" instead of "block or flats"
"Carpool" instead of "Kabu kabu"
"Flashlight" instead of "touch"
"Hoe ( not the digging instrument )" instead of "Ashawo/Akwara"
"Knock knees" instead of "k leg"
"Eye infection" instead of "Appolo" ... cureable only by flushing eyes out with sugar water

SO NOW TELL ME THE RESULTS OF UR BUSHFALLERITY TEST :d