IGNORANCE+STUPIDITY=UNINFORMED AMERICANS

OK, i don't know how to delicately put this, some of you might get it, some might not, but take it all in stride.
I want you guys who know what it means to be a bushfaller coming straight from Africa to America/developed world. to recount for the general population the misconceptions, ignorance of people, and stupid questions you've had to endure!

Questions ive been asked

Okay lemme be the first to start.
1) Do u live in trees?
2) Do you have lions,tigers etc...as pets?
3) So...u speak african??
4) I speak with a clicking sound
5) u live in a hut, right?
6)...To be Continued